May 2013
265 posts
thats-slightly-raven:
thats-slightly-raven:
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what...
butasparrow:
touchmypopsicle:
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
buck-barnes:
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
pizza:
rockandkrull:
pizza:
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
alxesi:
internetbf:
If Alexis ever tells you she’s grown out of her meme blog phase she’s lying
I HATE U
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
whores:
if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want
bedquest:
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper
fawked:
My hickeys are fucking perfect circles
slenclerman:
reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
waterfallfish:
Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH
massiv3:
potatoandotherwise:
massiv3:
don’t fucking have kids unless you fucking know you’ll be together with that person forever. you’re fucking up your kids life.
would you rather have your parents be in an unhappy marriage and be depressed and/or suicidal over it?
no, id rather them have figured out they didnt want to be together before they had kids, so they dont ruin their kids...
rarityisbestpony:
Being a not so popular tumblr user, it makes me happy when I see someone I follow who reblogs my stuff.
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidentally end up having sex somehow
naoren:
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
naoren:
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
mcporno:
keep your eyes peeled
